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Frutecats hang out here!

Warning: You must be able to take a joke, not personalize or moralize everything you hear ,read or see, or take yourself too seriously to be a Frute-Catz

   

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        All Other Cats Found On This Site Will Be Rounded Up!

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Get High On Blues 

A Place To Hang

For those of you who think the blues is a pair of jeans or a hockey team

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Get A Blues Name

Take the name next to the letter using the initials of your actual first, middle and last name.

First Name A = Fat B = Muddy C = Crippled D = Old E = Texas F = Hollerin' G = Ugly H = Brown I = Happy J = Boney K = Curly L = Pretty M = Jailhouse N = Peg Leg O = Red P = Sleepy Q = Bald R = Skinny S = Blind T = Big U = Yeller V = Toothless W = Screamin' X = Fat Boy Y = Washboard Z = Steel-Eye

Middle Name A = Bones B = Money C = Harp D = Legs E = Eyes F = Lemon G = Killer H = Hips I = Lips J = Fingers K = Boy L = Liver M = Gumbo N = Foot O = Mama P = Back Q = Duke R = Dog S = Bad Boy T = Baby U = Chicken V = Pickles W = Sugar X = Cracker Y = Toot Z = Smoke

Last Name A = Jackson B = McGee C = Hopkins D = Dupree E = Green F = Brown G = Jones H = Rivers I = Malone J = Washington K = Smith L = Parker M = Lee N = Thompkins O = King P = Bradley Q = Hawkins R = Jefferson S = Davis T = Franklin U = White V = Jenkins W = Bailey X = Johnson Y = Blue Z = Allison

There you have it, your real blues name.

 

The Blues hurts man....

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Even The Moon Man gets The Blues Warning:  Do Not  Click on the Moon Man Listen to the "Moon Man Rag" Beware  explode. wav

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If Today Is Your Birthday Pause (Click) Here

 

The Blues is the recognition of a tragedy and an optimism to deal with it.-

 

 

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Have a  Nice Day

If you find yourself NOT having a  nice day

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And Say  "I Love The Blues" (10 Times)

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